Mawk's Page !

 This page  is TOP SECRETE.  . I am Easa Lee A. Mused.   If you find this page send him an email at mrohrbaugh1@cox.net and include a picture of a clown.  His  favorite  episode of Hawaii 5 0 is where Danno books Pogo the Clown on serial homocide charges.  Please put Pogo TheClown in the title block.    

 This is the BootStrap code. Lame but it got this bloggette going. Now I'll detail the genius rantings of a fellow named Mark. 

PS: Watch out for the Killer Potato.

 

                         

                

       Son-of-a.... foiled agin!

Mark had the idea to start a Massage Parlor and name it Straddle Jack's

    It's come to his attention  however that the picture below is a REAL straddle jack. So there goes another of his million dollar ideas ! U Nut !

          .....because as we all know "Real men don't play with dollys"

However if you'd like a massage from a big hairy sweaty guy you can have one for a quarter.  

              
   25 cents     
You might win.  There may be a prize! It might be worth something! Oh yeah ! 
Triple  remoteness of probabilities:
 
  1) P1= probability of winning
 
  2) P2= probability there is a prize
 
  3) P3= probability its worth something
 
Wooo Pfinal= P1 * P2 * P3 

 Disclaimer: The quarter is real, the massage is not. Note to Joe Arpaio: DO NOT raid Big Hairy Sweaty Man Massage. There is no such place.  So zip up!

 

 U GO ! 
Not to be outdone Mr Mark put his cabeza to work and devised a new plan.

He will use the aforesaid jack purchased by hocking all he owns to tote about his award winning habaneros.  Which by the way led to the first asstronaut butt,  that's a different story. 

By the way don't forget to look on Amazon.com for his book Assturoids, Hemoroids and Black Holes,  Speculations on the Origins of the Rings around Uranus. 

 
  The Story of the RingClink 
      This here's the story of the ringclinkers.  According to a certain union steelworker as it was recounted to Mark rinkclicking is a method of telegraphing.  Telegraping is a means of signaling. Signaling is like the rainbow sticker on the back bumper of a car or an erring in the wrong ear. This particular method of signaling consist of clinking your ring on the chrome pipe on top of the urinal as you go.  It is purported to telegraph that you're looking for an rendevous of the unnatural type.  Remember the proper policy for this is

   "Don't ask, Don' tell,  No see, No schmell" 
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Take Mark's IQ test here :   ( its only one question ...go ahead ! ) 

   -- Which one is the chicken and which one is the duck ?

        

 

           ANSWER

       

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